Comedy Madness
This is my personal site of garbage and trash. ENJOY!
1-7-06 Hancock Street Cafe - Went to this ecclectic hole in the wall for El's birfday. It is literally a 20'x20' hole in a wall. Well not literally. But it literally was the most fun I've had this year. Literally. Anyways, the guy that runs it is literally me in 15 years, as he is unable to go 9 minutes without being the center of attention. He picked up an accordion every 5 minutes and played us a song, and ran around the place in various weird hats playing the accordion. He was more than proud to show us an unflattering review of his bar that was in the San Diego Reader. And old man played us some blues for three hours, which is about two hours and forty five minutes more than I can handle listening to one chord progression. This is my new favorite bar.
1-7-06 Messing out with a passed out guy.
1-7-06 Largest firework ever.
12-21-05 BMX Champion Trophy Master is a song about an eleven year old's quest for glory. He attains it. IOt contains a blatant rip off of "Sweet Child O' Mine"
11-30-05 I got bored and covered a Misfits song using reason.
8-24-05 Vampire Androids: If they made a movie called "Vampire Androids", this would be the theme song. And if they made a movie called "Vampire Androids II: Operation Bloodlust Earth", it probably would have a crappier director than the first one and woudn't be half as good. "Vampire Androids III: Vampires in Space" wouldn't even be worth mentioning. ANYWAYS, I made this song for you all. Please associate it with part 1. The good one.
7-31-05 May Death and Swords Come to You!: I took a video recording of Louis Farrakhan threatening the world and spliced in some Eazy E for added scariness.
7-24-05 Inflatable Sofa Infomercial: This is my new favorite infomercial. I have never seen people feign excitement over a $100 inflatable sofa before. The best part is at the 5:50 mark when it shows people falling down because they don't have enough sofas.
7-16-05 Simple Moustache Man: I took a bad video recording of a Stabone & Demar sound check and made this little gem. It's my favorite song of theirs. Because it talks about moustaches.

7-16-05

Best wedding speech ever: Mike Ruehle got married to Maren Coffman, and what better way to toast the new and improved couple than with a self-conscious, terrified public speaker such as myself.
7-15-05 Let the Festivities Begin: Boredom + sub par musical skills = this song